Hm.
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
That was a wild goddamn ride
god this was worth the read
what if mayonnaise came in cans
that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
good morning to everyone except these two people
catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop
you see what i mean
they know everything but it all cancels out
me when i’m arguing with someone: look my memory is shit but looking at these vague statistics buried in my brain i can promise you you are wrong
I think the reason you gays are so bad at driving is because of your music. I just left my blinker on for two blocks cause I couldn’t hear it over the Carly Rae
5:00: oh boy Chinese food
5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food
5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food
perks-of-being-chinese
